Climbing is Good for You
Like a tasty Guiness, Climbing is Good for You.
The layered experience: Just like a Guinness has distinct layers (that creamy head settling over dark stout), a climbing route has layers too – reading the rock, planning your sequence, executing the moves, and that final triumphant moment at the top.
Patience pays off: A proper Guinness needs time to settle for the perfect pour. Similarly, rushing on the rock gets you nowhere – you need to pause, breathe, find your balance, and wait for the right moment to make your next move.
The satisfying finish: That first sip after a Guinness settles perfectly? That’s the same feeling as topping out on a challenging route – rich, rewarding, and worth the effort.
Bitter and sweet: Guinness has that characteristic bitter-sweet flavor profile, much like climbing can be simultaneously painful (hello, finger pain and pump) and absolutely joyous.
Best with friends: Both are enhanced by good company—whether you’re belaying your buddy or sharing a pint after a day at the crag.
Lisa McCoy